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分类： 喜剧片 1998

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 其芸溪 8小时前 :

    挺好看的啊……一切都是非常经典，节奏，画面，配乐，所有都很经典。大概适合我这种老年人？

  • 巩含秀 9小时前 :

    这两个帅哥怎么看都不够 剧情乱来的netflix爽片

  • 丛鹏云 3小时前 :

    又是饱和度调高几个等级，颜色鲜艳到诡异程度的大片植被（此处参考「湮灭」），多了也不想说，千言万语，千头万绪，千真万确，千错万错，错在男人长了一根鸡巴

  • 实奇颖 5小时前 :

    作为feminist horror可以影史留名了

  • 剧夜雪 4小时前 :

    时至今日，特工题材影片的玩法已被《007》、《碟中谍》、《谍影重重》等系列影片玩得差不多了，剩下的花头实在不多，只得如《王牌特工》、《疾速》系列那般另辟蹊径。本片整体剧作逻辑及表现形式皆是老一套的、被别人玩剩下的东西，因此缺乏新意的剧情完全就是各式特工电影的拼接缝合之作。背后不得不杀人灭口的惊天秘密竟如此稚嫩，着实令人有些哭笑不得。不过动作戏部分不算拉胯，知道单纯的打斗无法满足观众胃口，也想尽办法丰富视觉上的美感，算是值得称赞的地方。另外就是为了桃总出演的反派额外再加一星。

  • 乾修洁 9小时前 :

    我知道要表达什么 可是我只想要简单看个恐怖片

  • 完颜融雪 0小时前 :

    emm,想说的确陌生的男人大多在我的记忆里面都长得一样。连环生那段有点意思

  • 侍访儿 8小时前 :

    前半部分用诗样的镜头逐步放大不安感，节奏慢但毫无尿点，后半部偏重口味，有点破坏前半部分营造的特有气质。吃饭勿看，心理承受能力弱的勿看

  • 恽向梦 3小时前 :

    探讨女性在父权社会下的真实境遇、用简笔画勾勒浅薄潦草的toxic masculinity寓言，哪个更安全，哪个更省力？加兰显然明白都是后者。女性的苦难就这样被一种移花接木的方式烹作奇观，雕花摆盘，端上小资观众的餐桌，供人闻着刺鼻的人造香精自我陶醉。它和加兰两部前作一样，都是用大女主假象伪装的厌女电影，本质上甚至是拒绝研究女性的，反而透露出彻头彻尾的男性自恋，真正被符号化的不是“男人”，而是漩涡中心的女性。这样的电影受到追捧，简直是对女性主义的嘲笑。

  • 始雁风 0小时前 :

    故事线嘛就是没有，但高成本一定是花在破坏各种历史建筑甚至炸毁了半个欧洲这些动效场景里所以还是好看的！高司令的脸简直是失去痛感刀枪不入的早期施瓦辛格味道，台词已经很努力了小学鸡垃圾话还蛮轻松哒

  • 华雪 7小时前 :

    从头打到尾爽啊，大概是今年以来最好的动作戏了吧（全靠同行衬托）？

  • 归凯唱 3小时前 :

    比最后一部007好多了吧，打斗场景明显都是好好设计过的。

  • 律鸿煊 4小时前 :

    男&人都去死。对比导演前两部作品，这部令人失望，主要是因为希望表达的主旨在预告片里就已经明确了，大部分男性角色都选同一个演员，说明男性特质凌驾一切角色的其他属性。而情节上把社会层面男性对女性的侮辱和鄙视降格成女性将家庭暴力投射到小镇生活，却不是现在更流行的相反套路（如母亲！），确实削弱了表达力度。惊悚片元素，符号的设计都停留在直白基础的程度。开头如逃出绝命镇一般在电话里一闪而过的jumpscare，故弄玄虚的摄影风格，都让你感觉a24的套路比漫威更烂俗。为数不多的华彩是结尾的开放性，女主把象征着男性的树叶放在脸上，朋友又是孕妇，很难说明到底是女主征服了男性，还是被男性同化

  • 强诚 4小时前 :

    加兰果然没有让人失望，这部电影和A24之前的恐怖片有表面上的相似，但更明显是延续了《湮灭》和《开发者》风格的，实际的内容其实都不太重要，影片有一种诡异的氛围和节奏，始终让人能投入其中。

  • 斛天悦 6小时前 :

    内容上看得出：

  • 卫美华 4小时前 :

    这个导演的片总是有一种忍不住将好开局作死，越来越搞笑的倾向。沦为恐怖 cult 片 + 符号合集之前，真的是太喜欢了，差点忍不住要打四星了。野心太大，玩嗨了，没收住吧。

  • 克楠 0小时前 :

  • 卫家胜 7小时前 :

    7/10.

  • 公良水蓉 4小时前 :

    阵容强大、场面够炫，钱确实烧到刀刃上了。可是剧情也太拉跨了......

  • 叶蕴美 8小时前 :

    虽然豆瓣里面一群装逼犯说模仿007和谍影重重的，但是这确实是这两年比较亮眼诚意满满的动作片了，无论是喜欢美队，高司令还是无暇赴死里面的古巴妹，里面都有亮眼的表现。有老牌（老套）动作片的味道，值得四星。

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