Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
小拉达大战海星星，Taika Waititi和闺女说的那一番话我竟然泪目了ToT哎
年度爽片！比死侍更血腥 比银守更搞笑
古恩简直是为这一类作品而生的，对比第一部《自杀小队》，古恩在整体性上做的更好，叙事以及人物的打磨更加细致，用心的对待了每一位X特遣队出镜的成员，每一次的转场都充满惊喜，衔接到位。R级的暴力与搞笑轻松的气氛，让自杀小队以更好的“姿态”站上大银幕！滚导不要停，继续拍下去！
从各种角色的结果来看，确实是低等如鼠，如泣草芥，既是一次全面清算旧账，也和它的表达是一致的。而且看得出来Gunn导不仅喜欢特摄片，还很爱复联1（结尾部分）。
疫情片荒情境没几部可打的影片、再有前作拉垮对比之下为本片加分不少，虽有佳句实为非常普通常规的超英类型片
剧情真的有点无聊了，感觉人物形象单薄，远比不过第一部每个人物亦正亦邪的魅力。
And，其他几位罗宾可以往后稍稍了，因为罐罗才是老爷最爱的罗宾。
一开始入侵雨林拯救flag的比赛杀人，看得非常不适。
太好看了！赶紧去看！2021目前最好的商业娱乐大片！各种屎屁尿黄暴贱血腥暴力美学之集大成，画面设定惊艳，想象力突破天际，尺度够过瘾，观感太酣畅。看得拍手叫好，笑出各种杠铃般的猪叫……😂 滚导真·才华横溢，没有限制玩嗨了，值得所有好评和高票房～续集请继续！几位主演们也都很精彩，火花四溅，小丑女依然高光，血浆迸溅中开出了最绚烂的花🌺太浪漫啦～
好多年没有想要把里面的插曲全认真听一遍的电影了，电影也很任性得过瘾。
太长了。鲨鲨怎么还是这么dump，喜欢小丑女的白皮和dotsman。
很好看！开头我在想这些人都是谁啊除了小丑女一个都不认识然后才知道……哈哈哈哈哈哈！结尾战胜派大星的方法真是没想到啊笑死我了！一个城市到底藏了多少老鼠啊！小丑女太好看啦美爆啦
事实证明类型片想要拍得好看就要鬼扯无厘头，笑不活了。
有被爽到，吊打妇联，爆米花+迷影 ，以及各种阴谋论快点甚嚣尘上吧
有亮点，很刺激，但是并没有很戳。已经过了能被血浆迸发爽到的年纪。。
上映周数：10周
令人眼花缭乱的一部dc电影。两个半小时但是毫无尿点。新的自杀小队就此建成，希望他们的故事还能有更多继续。
从头笑到尾，我也不知道怎么就这么对我的笑点，除了外星怪物海星除外🆘又诡异又恶心，虽然它很无辜，但是看到宇航员把它绑着合影时我真头皮发麻，再想象一下那个触感，以及它产出密密麻麻的海星，多么让人想吐的脑洞啊……
屎尿屁超英喜剧风格,看反套路终成套路~派大星都出战了还独白了
年度爽片！比死侍更血腥 比银守更搞笑
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