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分类： 喜剧片 2017

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 毋秋华 5小时前 :

    一部值得用力去感受的电影…… 这样的一切太深沉.

  • 湛振海 8小时前 :

    画面很有质感，可能是年纪大了，越来越看不得这些揭露人间惨痛现实的电影了

  • 盍翠曼 4小时前 :

    了不起，镜头和人物情绪都特流畅，看得出来赵婷视听语言还是相当老到的，就是匠气有点重，看到后面某些地方还是太矫揉造作，真正想登堂入室还少了点个人风格，当然，这不妨碍无依之地仍然是一部优秀的在路上电影。

  • 麴烨烨 9小时前 :

    对于游牧生活的诗意书写，摄影配乐都很棒，但女主角的个倾塑造有点模糊不清，她的“在路上”到底是无奈之选还是自我放逐，电影并没有明确表达，如果单就一部探索心灵的公路片来看，还是充满诗意的。

  • 阚灵秀 4小时前 :

    D- / 好久没看到过这么无趣的公路片了，摸不透素材选取的思路，采用线性叙事又放弃叙事逻辑而改用场景拼贴，剪辑叙事和摄像各行其道，而影像又空洞而缺乏表现力，因此填充的配乐甚是露怯，和马力克比也差太远。

  • 梦函 2小时前 :

    我愿看遍世间所有江河湖海，冬秋春夏。任何人都可以选择任何一种生活方式，生命感受。亚马逊工厂流水线上是生存；行车万里、旷野篝火、分享诗歌、夜晚望星空的是生命，一种生命状态。走进群山荒原，近看绿色雪山，触摸秋叶雨水，“当你欢笑着舞蹈着且真正活着，记得我说过的话，并想起我。”温和的毫无保留的走进心里，不回避不排斥孤独，它也是生命一部分；拥抱旅人亲吻家人，他们值得被惦记被牵挂。“我从不说永别，我都是说路上再见。”无所谓自由选择，被迫上路，还是houseless，谁又能多强过谁，路上再见吧旅人。（配乐迷人）

  • 法沛柔 4小时前 :

    2.对新自由经济的适应（以周期性经济收入为流动趋向的规划），也是一种对资本经济的颠覆（“对美元霸权的抵抗）

  • 漫韵 5小时前 :

    科恩嫂腮帮子都会演戏。

  • 翁景澄 3小时前 :

    8.5。以为是社会议题，导演却更侧重精神方面。不是积极或消极如此二元，而是过程和升华。有无尽的自由，也有无尽的孤独。女配角说出的所见之美想起银翼杀手中的名台词，人和仿生人在精神上有了那一刻的共通。

  • 玄方方 4小时前 :

    除了没有一个死去的丈夫跟尚且睡在屋檐之下，我竟也想不太出自己跟里面的人有什么不一样…

  • 玥涵 5小时前 :

    我在辽阔的荒原行驶着毫无畏惧与一无所有的自由，在那无依之地，才是我内心真正的落脚地——这部片子说的是解脱。一开始你是被迫上路的，就好像一个病能保守治的可能性被扼杀了，只能动手术。然后在路上，在手术的无奈和悲凉中，你却慢慢体会出无所依的圆满与自在。毕竟，有依靠的温暖终归是短暂的、是有条件的、是束缚的另一个面具、是骗你的。

  • 远晓 0小时前 :

    看开头十分钟大概就能知道全程剧情走势的片子

  • 鞠湛霞 5小时前 :

    其实本质上，关注和表达视角挺中国人的。想起了当初进藏路上的一些驴友们，还有朋友圈的“职业旅行者”。在路上，对有些人是体验人生的一种方式和一个阶段，对有些人则是内心疗愈的不能停止的精神药剂。

  • 赖静娴 2小时前 :

    想起了《美国甜心》，想起我们这一代人，这是我们的未来吗？

  • 止骊文 4小时前 :

    我主要是真的不太喜欢科恩嫂… 真的很苦相啊，看了难受。如果换个主演，大概甚至还会列入我比较心水的电影list……

  • 柴凯安 4小时前 :

    平淡却不平庸，简约却不简单，大象无形，减法的处理刚刚好。摈弃猎奇和冲突，却深切感受到导演走进并了解了这个游牧民群体。围绕着女主对爱人和生活方式的执念，最后跟游牧民领头人的一番掏心交流，给本片的主旨做了一个回甘诠释。

  • 邗山雁 9小时前 :

    亲人的离去，治愈需要多长时间？“回忆在，人就在。”我相信这句话。从完全接受的那一刻起，不再和情绪做对抗，我知道自己已不再需要被“治愈”。

  • 骏浩 0小时前 :

    其实情节一般，但是节奏好，拍出了一种不哀不伤的人生态度。

  • 歆彤 9小时前 :

    越哥

  • 浑浩言 3小时前 :

    赵婷导演非常稳啊，完成度相当高，影像很扎实。这电影手法现代，也很美国。前半段很碎的剪辑，节奏拉快，夹杂着动人心魄的自然长镜头，能看到一些泰伦斯马力克，后半段慢下来，其实总体社会议题谈的不多，更多还是对人精神、情感层面的探讨和挖掘，诸如生活的意义，人生选择（人是本性和环境的混合产物，环境、人生际遇发生骤变，有人回避，有人妥协，有人直面，有人遵从本心），何处才是我们真正的归宿。科恩嫂表演绝对一流。配乐确实铺的略满，基调上苍凉感可能不够。看好夺奥斯卡BP或directing ！

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