Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!
屎尿屁吐齐活了，带着媳妇女儿上阵一通恶搞，这很阿帕图。
凑一堆蹭热点的烂梗不一定会显得你很幽默或者有多会观察现实好么，大兄嘚
爽是非常爽的，但是又不如前几部那么爽，反而剧情则一部不如一部。值得一提的还有绿谷追男二时那画风…什么鬼。
真的…太长了 看得好累啊（虽然不可否认的 还蛮有梗）
明明很好笑好不好！此刻的上海人感同身受，也差不多块疯了！
整体和不要抬头既是一类片子也是差不多的完成度，部分笑点和脑洞还可以，但整体偏温吞无趣，而且作为喜剧节奏有问题，篇幅过长了，看到后期甚至能与片中角色的漫长感产生共情
我看的这是机器翻译的字幕吧！
有的人在外被禁锢了一个多月，迫切的想回家；
让一帮人往烂的演也蛮难的，反正戳到我笑点了。
算是小成本里拍的好的吧，切掉坏的留下好的就能制作最好的苹果黄油。
以为女主嗑药幻想出的孩子，其实是跟男主一起嗑药的故事呢…这样还烧脑点，结果啥也没有就是个简单的无脑故事…两分给可爱的小姑娘
人生路漫漫，选择比比皆是。不是每条道路选择了就能看到结果，而是坚持了才能看到希望。
Pedro Pascal:I'm posing with my Oscar!
我看的第一部疫情题材的电影，就内容而言，时长有些过了。里面好多熟面孔，但是角色人设都一般。看到最后每个人都开始崩坏的样子还算有趣
其实顶多三星。就是女主比较漂亮，女孩比较可爱☺
我喜欢！套娃式荒诞太欢乐了！人在现实和虚构中的处境是荒诞而尴尬的；电影在现实和虚构中的处境也是荒诞而尴尬的。而作为观众的我们也正处于同样的荒诞。中段叙事拖沓，口感松散，如果从头到尾保持口感紧实就很好。
Sometimes it can be good, but for this one it just tells the truth that shooting what behind an awful movie is still an awful movie.
竟然还行，屎尿屁版的摄影机不要停，最后还有一点温馨😂
冗长，tiktok到底给了你们多少钱…为星云多加一颗星
冲向 更遥远的彼方
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