Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
有史以来我第一次在观影过程中被不是笑点的桥段逗笑了。。。巨石强森演电影真的是个meme了，他所有电影里都要出现jungle，就截个图你都不知道是他哪部电影的。。。这部电影也是少数我还没看之前，就觉得会给三颗星的电影了。
影片中好多场景，都能和自己的生活对照起来。女主小时候总缠着妈妈睡，说喜欢妈妈身上的味道，长大后却不愿意和妈妈亲近。像极了我小时候总吵着让妈妈穿裙子打扮漂亮，到现在每次她穿新衣服问我意见，我眼皮都不抬下就说好看。徐帆那句“我这是为了你好，我是你妈”更是让我瞬间以为是昨天我和我妈打电话的录音。徐帆这次演的妈也很绝，非常真实日常的状态，但又很有情绪感染力。
网飞版《唐人街探案3》，穷尽一切大数据编法，让演员饰演其所代表的流行文化符号，集各种拙劣的模仿桥段于一身，整体毫无叙事策略可言，从头看到尾都没搞明白几个主人公到底在干什么，本就零散牵强的人物动作在结尾反转以后彻底走向毁灭，这还有脸铺续集线索呢？开场动作戏瑞安·雷诺兹搞了个山寨版成龙，从演员僵硬的肢体动作到镜头迟缓程度都让人以为是业余成龙影迷水平，真还不如抖音快手上一些照本翻拍的段子手，且其动作喜剧属性仅在这一场戏单独出现，算法算到哪是哪。
［4.0］看一半弃，实在是太老套的剧情，太乏味的段子，唯一可圈可点的大概就是三位主演了。
集齐三个超有观众缘的演员只拍出了一个这么乏味片子，真的太可悲了。这种俗套公式化的神偷商业片早已过时，为什么还要浪费钱来做这种东西啊。
黄老板：你知道我是谁吗，我出演过『权利的游戏』！！~多一星给这个小可爱
《陆地与海洋》是初中地理八上第一节课，上完就退休，不符合学校上课的逻辑😂
爆米花片，嘴炮恶搞型搞笑，反转没料到蛮可爱的；已经在期待2了。
任何一部大量依赖CG的怀古向动作片都不会有任何的诚意可言，具体走马观花了哪些片子就不举例了；高潮位甚至没什么大型的场面调度奇观而直接让位给了一个本身就已经重复过一次的极其无聊的反转；疫情时代的跨国大制作似乎很难追求异域观光实感，但恳请把绿幕合成场景做得尽可能真实；“硬”与“蠢”的娱乐程度还不如片中或许是考虑到私人恩怨而被安插进来的遭到数次调侃的范光头和他已经白痴到没边儿的“速激”系列，对续集毫不期待；现在的瑞安·雷诺兹已经让人讨厌到了极点。
2021年油腻版《纵横四海》，以及盖尔加朵会变成朱莉代餐么
还好啦，贱贱和巨石间的基情卖腐还算有趣，加朵女神的动作替身不要太显眼。
断断续续花了两个月才看完，真的是太难看了！所以这种大数据生成的电影存在的意义是？
不难看 就结尾有点脱离 Gal俏皮起来比WW有趣多了 不过显然不是她的戏路 有点别扭
就是个大盗之间互相拆台合作盗取金蛋的故事，不停地反转
还行吧徐帆 祁厅长演技在线 那个闺女演的也可以，珍惜身边的亲人吧，失去了才知道珍贵
说实话，看完也完全记不住讲了啥，逻辑bug多到无法吐槽。纳粹宝库都找到了，非要偷那颗蛋，我一脸问号。宝库里可不止3亿美元的东西啊！当观众是傻子？？？
虽然故事比较老套，很多情节经不起推敲，不过导演深谙观众心理，拍得有声有色，赏心悦目，一口气看下来比较轻松。强森还是老样子，观众也不期望他变成别的，瑞安表现还行，加朵继续卖弄风情，还是《神奇女侠》那劲儿。唯一就是那古埃及的蛋做得不行，感觉太廉价、太新了，就跟人们质疑西方伪史中的“文物”一样，一看就是上周的。
结尾的意思是还要拍续集，盗罗浮宫。拍得这么烂，应该是没有续集了。
有史以来我第一次在观影过程中被不是笑点的桥段逗笑了。。。巨石强森演电影真的是个meme了，他所有电影里都要出现jungle，就截个图你都不知道是他哪部电影的。。。这部电影也是少数我还没看之前，就觉得会给三颗星的电影了。
就是好像十年前没有拿到投资的项目，现在终于配了卡司找到了冤大头。
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