魏贞和徐强专用坐便器70 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2017

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 堂飞白 4小时前 :

    就想起来一句影视评论人毛尖在毒叔脱口秀讲过,“中国电影走过一百多年,左翼电影千辛万苦把清白的良心还给了底层,然后一百年不到,我们的影视作品又把心机和穷人、天真和富人进行了连接”。

  • 卫采泓 9小时前 :

    3.5星。故事还可以,有点引人入胜的感觉。

  • 凡稷 6小时前 :

    可惜原作了 换成是枝裕和拍好点 希望能出剧版

  • 弘辰 8小时前 :

    竟然还挺……好看的

  • 张平宁 0小时前 :

    故事竟然挺好!妖魔鬼怪传说的背后,往往藏着不见天日的幽暗人性。

  • 么芳洁 8小时前 :

    老话题了

  • 仙恬欣 1小时前 :

    斗米恩升米愁的人性阴暗面引发的一场雨夜罗生门。剧本及格,制作略粗糙但不算尴尬。

  • 年元勋 1小时前 :

    3.5星吧,不能说特别好,但作为网大有这个水准已经算是很惊喜了。

  • 卫康 6小时前 :

    破屋里的壁画不错,那龙王泥塑和光线把气氛烘托的不错,化妆细节也很到位。女主如果不是网红脸那就好了,就不会出戏了。看到后面有点罗生门的感觉。

  • 函云 5小时前 :

    本来是当恐怖片看的,结果是一部悬疑剧啊,故事有点意思。

  • 寒骞骞 8小时前 :

    国产恐怖片不管在院线还是网络应为都不能有妖魔鬼怪存在所以只能想着法子用其他故事手段来沾点边。本片故事虽然于标题关系不大但情节环环相扣,三个故事竟然巧妙圆在了一起,颇有点罗生门的感觉,这质量放在网络大电影里已经算是非常高的水准了。

  • 幸白曼 0小时前 :

    好长啊。。两个半小时。。一边走神一边聊天一边看的,一开始以为是略带悬疑色彩的,结果就这啊,拍得又臭又长,到后面忍不住开了倍速。。但演技我觉得都很可以,特别是丝丝很强👍🏻

  • 咸弘和 9小时前 :

    演员演技还可以,故事叙述能力一般,娶狐妻的片段是全篇的高光吧

  • 么绮烟 0小时前 :

    还比较惊喜的一部网大吧,故事架构不错,有始有终,就是最后反转结局太有功夫的意味了,难免老套,全剧最清醒是大眼,如果一开始第一重结局编成划船的是掉落悬崖流落街头的养子可能更合理一点。PS:男主有点点眼熟。

  • 华龙 1小时前 :

    其实不算恐怖,但是故事很不错,最后形成了一个完整的闭环。

  • 乐高飞 5小时前 :

    没看过原著,在不知因果的情况下,本应该抽丝剥茧呈现的秘密感动,变成了明知你痛我痛他痛但却无法为他们的脆弱流泪。主演三位真的演得好一般,丝丝的情绪流动和起伏总觉得不对,桃李这是发现夺奖路线的人设密码了?但最后摸嘴角番茄酱那里,对于只看电影的我来说,真的感到了不适。

  • 乐高飞 3小时前 :

    网大开始有点意思,院线却越来越没意思

  • 官青易 7小时前 :

    地牢那里想到了火云邪神,还有《笑傲江湖》。水形怪相比别的怪兽有了点求变。

  • 旅幼仪 5小时前 :

    没有看过原著,感觉电影里女主的有些操作很迷,但是有些画面真的好美,还有男女主那种特殊的感情,有点子打动我,当然最后一幕男主像恋童的那个画面没有就好了,不知道导演想表达什么,

  • 勇枫 0小时前 :

    题材太浮躁,剧本不扎实,演员太用力,元素多杂糅,后期冷不丁,服道崭新新。导演可以试着拍短剧,一百多分钟目前还掌控不了。

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